Kenyan bonds · funds · money decisions

See the real math before you commit a shilling.

Thamanisha appraises Kenyan bonds, funds and money decisions — in English or Kiswahili — and shows you the numbers, with sources. The quant who explains, not the guru who pitches.

Education, not advice (Cap. 485A) · read-only access · ODPC-registered
364-day T-Bill · explainer
Illustration on KES 100,000
KES 13,842/yr
Not a forecast
100,000 × 0.13842
= KES 13,842 (before 15% tax)
CBK Auction · 26 MayDhowCSD Prospectus
Educational analysis only — not advice. Cap. 485A.
1,240+
auctions tracked
38,000+
opportunities audited
KES 0
of your money we ever touch
The math, not a pitch.
Education, not advice (Cap. 485A)
The problem

Money sits idle while inflation eats it — and the scams keep coming.

Idle cash, eaten by inflation

Savings sit in low-yield accounts while inflation quietly erodes them. Most people never see the real return.

WhatsApp "plots & forex" scams

Remittances drained by guaranteed-return schemes that aren't on any register — and nobody checked.

DhowCSD is opaque

Buying a government bond should be simple. Instead it's jargon, forms, and no one teaching the decision.

Nobody teaches the framework. Thamanisha does the hard money admin of adult life — see everything, analyse the risk, decide, and act yourself — with the math made clear.

60-second demo

Run any pitch through the 5-Question Filter.

Answer five questions about an "opportunity." If too many land in the red, you have your answer — before a shilling moves.

Answer all five to see the verdict — 0 flags so far.
5-Question Filter0 / 5
1. Does it promise a guaranteed or fixed high return?
2. Are you paid to recruit other people?
3. Is the entity on the CMA / SACCO / BRS register?
4. Is the yield far above the market (e.g. 15%/mo)?
5. Are you pressured to pay before doing due diligence?
What you get

Four pillars, one calm system.

Appraise

Every new T-bill, T-bond & IFB explained — facts, illustration, the steps, risks, citations.

Protect

"Is this legit?" checks the CMA, SACCO, BRS & NEA registers and flags the scam patterns.

Plan

Upload your messy money life — receipts, M-Pesa, payslips — and we find the leaks, build the plan, and act.

Learn

The Kenya Investment Audit — the decision framework, taught in a cohort. Skills, never stock tips.

How it works

Carried, never stressed. Always in control.

1

Connect or ask

Link accounts read-only, or just ask the AI Money Coach — in English or Kiswahili.

2

We explain, with the math

Plain-English breakdowns, real returns, citations. No claims, no hype, no "buy this."

3

You decide & act

We pre-fill and deep-link so your part is one genuine tap. Legal-now chores we just do — with Undo.

Why people trust it

Show the win first.

🔴 Scam caught

"A WhatsApp group promised 40% in 90 days. Thamanisha showed it wasn't on any register — three red flags. I'd have sent KES 200,000."

AK
Asha K.
Diaspora · Boston
✓ Real return

"I finally understood that my 'safe' savings were losing to inflation. The real-return calculator changed how I think about every shilling."

JM
James M.
Nairobi · Retail
★ Cohort graduate

"The Audit taught me a framework, not tips. I can now read a prospectus and spot a Ponzi structure on my own. That's the skill I wanted."

GW
Grace W.
Chama treasurer
Pricing

Transparent. USD-first, KES shown. No hidden fees.

Subscription + paid cohorts — never a wallet, never per-action charges. Free hooks stay free.

Annual: 2 months free
Free
$0
  • Monthly market note
  • Live scam-alert feed
  • Real-return calculator
  • Free AI Money Coach (capped)
Most popular
Core
$12/mo
  • "Is this legit?" scam checks
  • All auction alerts + explainers
  • Full how-to library (DhowCSD)
  • Document Intelligence & budgets
  • Connected accounts & exposure
Plus
$34/mo
  • Everything in Core
  • Guided-DIY bid walkthroughs
  • Priority Coach, larger uploads
  • Auto-invest — coming soon
5-Question Filter
Tripwire
$19
Flagship cohort
8 modules + 3 clinics
$349 early-bird
The Audit Room
Community
$15 /mo
Anchor bundle
Cohort + community
$549
Trust & compliance

Why education-only protects you.

Until we’re CMA-licensed, Thamanisha gives impersonal, published, educational analysis — never "buy this," never a promised return. That boundary is what keeps you (and us) safe. Licence-gated features are built and visible, switched off until the day we’re licensed.

Read-only accessODPC-registered (DPA 2019)Citations on every claimCMA register links
Educational / published analysis only — not personalised investment advice, not a recommendation to buy/sell/hold, no returns implied. You make your own decision. (Capital Markets Act, Cap. 485A.)
For the diaspora

Invest home from abroad — with your eyes open.

Dual-currency net worth (KES + USD), FX-risk exposure, foreign-account connections, and due-diligence on diaspora land & property. The decision-anxious hard-currency buyer, finally given the math.

Diaspora net worth
USD
$9,420
KES
1.24M
38% FX

For Chamas & SACCOs

Transparency ledgers, contribution tracking and member dashboards for the underserved group-money market. Every shilling logged, immutable.

For developers

A public API + console: auction data, register checks, real-return calc, embeddable widgets, CRM push and white-label for advisers.

FAQ

Straight answers.

No. Thamanisha gives impersonal, published, educational analysis only — it teaches you how to appraise and shows you your own data. It never says "buy X" or promises a return. (Capital Markets Act, Cap. 485A.)

Appraise before you commit.

Free to start. No card. No one ever touches your money.